WHO THE HELL IS SCOTT BROWN?
I’m kind of the unofficial guide to Bud.tv. I’m a comedian and comedy writer in Chicago with a few friends that put together Bud.tv. They were my ‘in.’
I’m also a critical bastard that wants the content to become much better, because, like many of you, about the only sunshine in my day is that 43 second funny video link that shows up in my e-mail. My mission is for Bud.tv to get to a place where it’s all funny. In the immortal words of Sum 41, ‘all killer, no filler.’
So help me shoot for the funny by sending in links, responding here when I’m full of crap, giving me an amen when I’m not and keeping your eyes peeled for the kind of stuff beer guys appreciate. With that, let the party begin.
For more on who the hell I am, check out my website.
WHAT IS RSS or JUST POINT ME TO THE NEW STUFF
The benefit of RSS: getting to the new stuff without going back through all the old stuff.
Isn’t it amazing how the tech geeks can make something simple seem so difficult by naming it something stupid? Take the RSS feed. From the name, I’m lost. So, after some digging on our behalf, allow me to demystify.
Picture Blockbuster minus the movies you don
Using RSS feeds is like walking into Blockbuster and getting your very own ‘new releases’ rack. It’s a program that gathers video, news and content from the internet and put it into a list. It updates as often as you want it to. Click what you dig, ditch what you don’t. That’s RSS.
iTunes Podcasts are RSS feeds. Easy enough, right?
With this in mind, Bud.tv offers several ways to get just the latest content without going through the stuff you’ve seen or don’t care to. Check out the del.icio.us, reddit.com and Digg this video links under the videos on Bud.tv. It takes a second and saves hours.
For more on this, check out howstuffworks.com/podcasting
WHAT’S BREWING: RECCO’S
Here’s a quick look at some of the Bud.tv shows that caught my eye.
WTF: Knob.
This series has the potential to be hilarious. Like when my girlfriend found my porn stash and pasted her face over faces of all the models in the magazines. She thought it was cute, I thought she ruined several thousand dollars worth of Swank. My reaction…WTF.
Recommended if: You like seeing people screwed with minus Ashton Kutcher.
Bad Dog: Brakes
Not sure about this one. The opening is funny, but not sure after that.
Recommended if: You like dogs and watching guys in cargo shorts drive off a cliff.
Slow Mo: Leaf Blower
Thought this was funny as hell. Woulda liked to have seen some of the lingerie girls get this one. And what the hell is flying out of Todd’s mouth? I pray to God it’s Cheetoes and not plaque.
Recommended if: You like ‘see-food’ or deformed people in shop goggles.
Notice the RSS links at the bottom.
The Surgery Show: Breast
Finally, someone makes fun of the phony bimbos and their metro-sexual Beverly Hills boob doctors. This clip is full of what the doctors on TLC or Discovery Health MUST be thinking. This one is hilarious and my favorite since Swear Jar. It’s about time someone put a laser pointer on that bullshit.
Recommended if: You like boobs, hate Beverly Hills or want to laugh your ass off.
Bud Select Lingerie Show goes to Las Vegas
It took me three years to learn how to type with two hands and about two seconds to learn how to type with one. DO NOT MISS. This stop, Las Vegas. If you’ve ever been there, you know it’s full of hot women. Even the litter has porn on it. My kinda town. Personally, I’m voting for Teresa. She’s got a great body, dyed hair and tattoos that scream “I hate my dad.” My kinda girl.
Recommended if: You dig looking at chicks that you will never, in a million years, get next to unless you win the lottery. LUCKY STRIKE EXTRA: Don’t turn off the sound! I you’re feeling bad about your IQ, just listen to some of these interview answers. If you’re gonna be dumb, you better be hot.
And remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…except herpes.
ONWARD
Write me with your suggestions. Call me with your ideas. Leave me a funny voice-mail and we may put it on Bud.tv.
Here’s a list of things I’m looking for from you:
Angry voice mail messages you’ve received.
Video of your friends dancing badly.
Reviews of where to go for a perfect pour of Bud in your town.
Later dudes.
Tags: Bud TV, content creation, DDB, viral media
